May 2013
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
achronicmasturbator:
Never trust an atom they make up everything
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
shlabam:
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
Me: aw this character is awesome I like them so much!
Character: *dies*
Me: (ノ✿⊙◡⊙)ノ ︵ ┻━┻
matt-smiths:
“matt smith can’t act”
ding dong u are wrong
spookypepper:
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy